The Trucker
By Edward Dyson
If you want a game to tame you and to take your measure in,
Try a week or two of trucking in a mine
Where the rails are never level for a half-a-minutes spin,
And the curves are short and sharp along the line.
Try the feverish bottom level, down five hundred feet of shaft,
Where the atmosphere is like a second suit,
When the wash is full of water, and youve got to run the graft,
For theres forty ton of gravel in the shoot.
Want a job o truckin, dost tha? says the boss, old Geordie Rist,
Shifts a trucker short, ma lad, but aw don know
Canst tha do th work, though, thinkst tha? Art a pretty decent fist?
Eh, well, damme! thoo can try it; go below.
So the cage is manned, the knocker clangs and clatters on the brace,
The engine draws a deep, defiant breath
To inflate her lungs of iron; and in silence, face to face,
We drop into the darkness deep as death.
Then a fairy sense of lightness and of floating on the night,
A sudden glare, and Number Three is passed;
Soon a sound of warring waters and another rush of light
All clear! The up-trip never seems so fast.
It is rough upon the tyro, that first tussle with the trucks
The wretched four, with worn, three-cornered wheels
That are sure to fall to his lot and to floor him if his plucks
Not true when mates are grinding at his heels.
Then the struggle at the incline, and the deuced ticklish squeeze
At the curves where strength alone not all avails,
And the floundering in the mullock, and the badly-broken knees
Before he learns to run upon the rails.
But its like all other grafting, and the man that has the grit
Wont tucker out with one back-racking shift;
When hes sweated to condition, with his muscles firm and fit,
Hell disdain to stick at seven trucks of drift.
He can swarm around the pinches with a scramble and a dash,
And negotiate the inclines just as pat;
And the sheets of iron rattle and the waters surge and splash
As he shoots the "full uns" in along the plat.
When the empties wind and clatter down the drive and through the dark
As blowing spells those backward journeys serve
On before, deep set in darkness, glints and glows a feeble spark,
The candle burning dimly at the curve.
After cribs are polished off, and when the smoke begins to rise
And cling about the caps and in the cracks,
Theres a passing satisfaction in the patriarchal lies
Of the Geordie pioneers and Cousin Jacks
Lanky Steves unwritten stories of the fun of Fifty-two,
Or the dashing days at Donkey Womans Flat,
Of traps, and beaks, and heavy yields, and pugilists put through,
And lifting up the flag at Ballarat.
Yes, the truckers toil is rather heavy grafting as a rule
Much heavier than the wages, well I know;
But the lifes not full of trouble, and the fellow is a fool
Who cannot find some pleasure down below.