The Poetry Corner

Nursery Rhyme. CCCLXXV. Paradoxes.

By Unknown

My true love lives far from me, Perrie, Merrie, Dixie, Dominie. Many a rich present he sends to me, Petrum, Partrum, Paradise, Temporie, Perrie, Merrie, Dixie, Dominie. He sent me a goose, without a bone; He sent me a cherry, without a stone. Petrum, & c. He sent me a Bible, no man could read; He sent me a blanket, without a thread. Petrum, & c. How could there be a goose without a bone? How could there be a cherry without a stone? Petrum, & c. How could there be a Bible no man could read? How could there be a blanket without a thread? Petrum, & c. When the goose is in the egg-shell, there is no bone; When the cherry is in the blossom, there is no stone. Petrum, & c. When ye Bible is in ye press no man it can read; When ye wool is on ye sheep's back, there is no thread. Petrum, & c.