The Poetry Corner

Mr. What's-His-Name.

By James Whitcomb Riley

They called him Mr. What's-his-name: From where he was, or why he came, Or when, or what he found to do, Nobody in the city knew. He lived, it seemed, shut up alone In a low hovel of his own; There cooked his meals and made his bed, Careless of all his neighbors said. His neighbors, too, said many things Expressive of grave wonderings, Since none of them had ever been Within his doors, or peered therein. In fact, grown watchful, they became Assured that Mr. What's-his-name Was up to something wrong - indeed, Small doubt of it, we all agreed. At night were heard strange noises there, When honest people everywhere Had long retired; and his light Was often seen to burn all night. He left his house but seldom - then Would always hurry back again, As though he feared some stranger's knock, Finding him gone, might burst the lock. Beside, he carried, every day, At the one hour he went away, A basket, with the contents hid Beneath its woven willow lid. And so we grew to greatly blame This wary Mr. What's-his-name, And look on him with such distrust His actions seemed to sanction just. But when he died - he died one day - Dropped in the street while on his way To that old wretched hut of his - You'll think it strange - perhaps it is - But when we lifted him, and past The threshold of his home at last, No man of all the crowd but stepped With reverence, - Aye, quailed and wept! What was it?Just a shriek of pain I pray to never hear again - A withered woman, old and bowed, That fell and crawled and cried aloud - And kissed the dead man's matted hair - Lifted his face and kissed him there - Called to him, as she clutched his hand, In words no one could understand. Insane?Yes. - Well, we, searching, found An unsigned letter, in a round Free hand, within the dead man's breast: "Look to my mother - I'm at rest. You'll find my money safely hid Under the lining of the lid Of my work-basket.It is hers, And God will bless her ministers!" And some day - though he died unknown - If through the City by the Throne I walk, all cleansed of earthly shame, I'll ask for Mr. What's-his-name.