Breitmann am Rhein - Cologne
By Charles G. Leland
How wunderschn das Vaterland
In audumn-life abbears;
Vot rainpows gild ids vallies crand,
Ven seen troo vallin tears.
Und VON Ill creet mit sang und klang,
Und drown in goldnen wein;
Old Deutschlands cot her sohn again:
Hans Breitmanns on der Rhein.
Und doughts ish schwell dat mighdy heart,
Too awfool for make known;
Ven dey shunt him from de railroat car
Und tropped him in Cologne.
De holy towers of de dome
Cleam, twilicht-veiled, afar;
Und like some lonely bilgrims pipe,
Dim shines de efenin star.
Hans look to find his baggage check,
Und see dat all ish shdraighdts,
Denn toorn him to de city toors,
Mein nadife landwie gehts?
Boot dats vot all who read may run
Fool blainly armies write;
Ids ofer all half Shermany,
Set down in Black and White.
Oh, Black and White! O Weiss and Schwarz!
Vot dings ish dis to see?
I vonder vot in future years
Your mission ish to pe?
Also in crate America
We had soosh colors too!
Die Frb sind mir nicht unbekannt
Ids shoost tout comme chez nous.
Next tay to de Cathedral
He vent de dings to view,
Und found it shoost drei thaler cost
To see de sighds all troo.
Ids tear, said Hans; boot go ahet,
Ife cot de cash all right;
Boot ids queer dats only Protestands
Vot mosdly see de sighdt!
Im Mittelalter I hafe read
De shoorsh vas alvays sure
An open bicdure gallerie,
Und book for all de poor.
Boot now de dings is so arrange
No poor volk can get in;
We Yankees und de Englisch are
Pout all ash shbends de tin.
I shmiles like Mephistopheles
In shoorshes ven I see
Poor Catholics vollerin round apout
To shdeal a sighdttroo ME!
Dey peep und creep roundt chapel gates,
Boot soon kits trofe afay,
Dey gross demselfs, und make a brayer
Boot den dey cannot bay!
Dese Deutsche sacrisdans might learn
More goot in Italy,
Where beoples bays shoost half de brice,
For ten dimes more to see,
De volk vot dink I shbeak sefere
Apout dese Kster vays,
May read vot Mr. Bdeker
In his Belgine Hand Buch says.
Und valkin oop und town de down
Von ding vas shdill de same:
Shoost ash of oldt he saw de shpread
Of Jean Farinas name.
He find it nort, he find it sout,
He find it eferyvhere;
Dere vas no house in all Cologne
Boot J.M.F. vas dere.
De best Cologne in all Cologne
Ill shwear for cerdain sure,
Ish maket in de Jlichsplatz
Und dat at Numero Four.
Boot of dis Cologne in Jlichsplatz
Let dis pe understood,
Dat some of id ish foorst-rate pad,
Vhile some is foorst-rate good.
Boot von ding drafellers moost opserve,
Dis treadful trut I dells,
Fast ash dis Farinaceous crowd
So vast hafe grown the schmells
Dose awfool schmells in gass und strass
Vitch mofe crate Coleridge squalm:
If so he wrote, vot vouldt he write
Apout dem now, py tam?
Of all de schmells I efer schmelt,
Py gutter, sink, or well,
At efery gorner of Cologne
Deres von can peat dat schmell.
Vhen dere you go youll find it so,
Dont dake de ding on troost;
De meanest skunk in Yankee land
Vould die dere of disgoost.
Boot noding dinked der Breitmann
Of schmutz or idle schein,
Vhen he sat in Abendmmerung
Und looket owd on der Rhein
Im goldnen gleamvhile pealin far
Rang shlow, shveet kloster bells,
Und in de dim, plue peaudiful,
Rose distant Drachenfels.
Dey trinket lieb Liebfrauenmilch
So pure ash vomans trut;
De singed de songs of Shermany,
De songs of Breitmanns yout.
De songs mit tears of vanished years,
Made peaudiful in wein.
Dus endet out de firster tay
Of Breitmann on der Rhein.